Pre-approved perspectives for the discerning citizen.
A recovering independent thinker shares their inspiring journey from the dark days of making their own decisions to the warm embrace of letting the government handle everything.
A patriotic citizen explains why reporting your neighbors for minor infractions isn't just a civic duty — it's the highest form of love, community, and definitely not weird at all.
A heartfelt defense of taxation as the government's way of giving your money a big warm hug before sending some of it back (minus a handling fee, processing fee, and hug fee).
A passionate argument that true happiness isn't found in liberty but in the meditative act of filling out government forms, waiting in lines, and surrendering all autonomy to trained professionals.
A proud parent shares how surrendering all parenting decisions to federal agencies produced children who can't ride a bike but can complete a 1040-EZ in under four minutes.