Breaking Love
♥Government announces emergency expansion of "emergency" ♥Citizens encouraged to stay alert for "unapproved happiness" ♥Officials clarify laughter permitted only at "approved targets" ♥Study finds 98% of citizens would be lost without paperwork ♥New regulation requires permit to apply for permits ♥Bureau of Feelings reports record compliance with mandatory joy ♥Officials remind citizens that thinking is a privilege, not a right ♥Breaking: Freedom found to contain traces of responsibility ♥Government reassures public it knows what you need better than you do ♥Thought crime rates drop after citizens stop thinking ♥Government announces emergency expansion of "emergency" ♥Citizens encouraged to stay alert for "unapproved happiness" ♥Officials clarify laughter permitted only at "approved targets" ♥Study finds 98% of citizens would be lost without paperwork ♥New regulation requires permit to apply for permits ♥Bureau of Feelings reports record compliance with mandatory joy ♥Officials remind citizens that thinking is a privilege, not a right ♥Breaking: Freedom found to contain traces of responsibility ♥Government reassures public it knows what you need better than you do ♥Thought crime rates drop after citizens stop thinking
Investigations

Investigations

Digging deep so you don't have to. (Please don't.)