Breaking Love
♥Government announces emergency expansion of "emergency" ♥Citizens encouraged to stay alert for "unapproved happiness" ♥Officials clarify laughter permitted only at "approved targets" ♥Study finds 98% of citizens would be lost without paperwork ♥New regulation requires permit to apply for permits ♥Bureau of Feelings reports record compliance with mandatory joy ♥Officials remind citizens that thinking is a privilege, not a right ♥Breaking: Freedom found to contain traces of responsibility ♥Government reassures public it knows what you need better than you do ♥Thought crime rates drop after citizens stop thinking ♥Government announces emergency expansion of "emergency" ♥Citizens encouraged to stay alert for "unapproved happiness" ♥Officials clarify laughter permitted only at "approved targets" ♥Study finds 98% of citizens would be lost without paperwork ♥New regulation requires permit to apply for permits ♥Bureau of Feelings reports record compliance with mandatory joy ♥Officials remind citizens that thinking is a privilege, not a right ♥Breaking: Freedom found to contain traces of responsibility ♥Government reassures public it knows what you need better than you do ♥Thought crime rates drop after citizens stop thinking
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Government Is Love

If you truly loved us, you wouldn't ask questions.

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Have you or someone you know experienced an unlicensed opinion? We're here to help.

Important: Reporting unauthorized thoughts is not just encouraged — it's the loving thing to do. Remember: a thought unreported is a thought that could hurt someone's feelings, destabilize the economy, or worst of all, lead to independent decision-making.

All reports are reviewed by the Bureau of Thought Quality Assurance.

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