Living your best government-approved life.
Looking for a new hobby? Here are 15 activities the Bureau of Recreational Compliance has certified as non-threatening, non-suspicious, and sufficiently boring.
The Department of Interior Design releases comprehensive guidelines for home decoration, including approved color palettes, acceptable furniture arrangements, and the proper angle for family photos.
The Federal Food Feelings Administration releases the new food pyramid — now shaped like a government building — along with mandatory meal schedules and approved seasoning guidelines.
New federal analysis reveals strong correlation between vehicle type and citizen loyalty scores, with minivan drivers ranking highest and sports car owners flagged for 'individualistic tendencies.'
New sustainability guidelines require citizens to sustain their dependence on government programs, sustain their tax payments, and sustain the polite fiction that this is all voluntary.
The government releases its official self-care guide, reminding citizens that the best form of self-care is letting the government care for you so you don't have to self-anything.
A comprehensive guide to hosting social gatherings while navigating the 23 permits, 7 forms, and 4 mandatory government observers required for any assembly of more than 3 people.
Embrace the minimalist lifestyle by reducing your possessions to only what the government permits you to own — which, coincidentally, is becoming a shorter list every year.